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Good morning Mastodonia!
Figure I should do a quasi #introduction toot with all the new folks coming in from [edit: whatever the latest mess is]
I post a variety of things, but generally it is at some intersection of #adversity and #humour.
If you have put on pants today I am already proud of you.
If you haven't, I might be even more proud.
If you have questions or need help connecting to folks, hit me up. I will either help or boost. 
@vlrny And let me just add . . . she's wunnerful. The community she has created is kind and innovative and encouraging. No matter how you experience brokeness in your life, you're safe here. 
@JulieB No, YOU'RE crying. 
I DID put on pants, but only for Pilates as it's not fair for my lovely torturess to see me wibbling while doing the mermaid.
I do remove them for the afternoon sea-swim and the remainder of the day. Currently sat in a pair of Bill-a-Bongs checking up on my online rubbish.
@mafeesh
Puts on pants, does stuff.
Takes off pants, does more stuff.
Spends remaining of day in (swimsuit?) doing nothing.
An excellent schedule. I approve! 
@vlrny
To be fair, unless I'm leaving the house (2 days of piano lessons) the pants usually remain in the drawer. Oh, and the 2 days for the Pilates monster's visits.
Most days are spent in shorts (neighbours look funny at ageing male in swimsuit) and there's a shirt on a chair to throw on if neighbour/delivery guy happens to drop by.
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@vlrny no pants, but I do have coffee and a robe!
@vlrny
No pants here. I spent the entirety of my nation's birthday in PJ's and may yet do the same today, although it's laundry day, which requires leaving my apartment.
@EllenInEdmonton I can attest from person experience, you can totally leave the house AND remain in your PJ's.
You deserve it all!
@vlrny depends how narrowly you define pants....
@cohanf Haha! Well whatever state of pants you have achieved, well done! :)
@cohanf it took me over a year to make this joke, but if you define pants *too* narrowly, you end up just wearing a thong. 
@vlrny 
whatever works in your house or wherever you are going...lol