Most popular volunteer job in #spoonieTown ?
Hug envoy.
If someone you love is having a rough day and you can't get out to give them a hug yourself, there's a corps of volunteers ready to pass on your wishes to comfort.
They will also deliver snacks.
@vlrny I wanna live in your #spoonieTown. No hug envoys around here.
@vlrny I read “there’s a corpse of volunteers”, which made the line about snacks really odd.
@Outis bahahah!
Zombie hug corps - where YOU are the snacks!
...also please don't hug the zombies too tightly or bits will fall off.
@vlrny
I can do that! Huge hippo hugs! Patented Mosshugs! Hugs in 47 varieties!