How to be an ally:
Punch up.
Don't poop down.
That's it.
@vlrny ..does that mean we are allowed to poop up?
@bazkie if you've got good aim, sure!
[edit: some sort of poop trebuchet would be acceptable also]
@vlrny sounds like fun!
@bazkie I am working on being some kind of poop rebounder:
I am rubber
You are glue
All this poop
Belongs to you
@vlrny nasty! I like it